Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Costumes, Costumes, Costumes
Paranormality will kick into overdrive in 2 short days, assuming that you're the kind of person who likes to put on your costume Friday night, imbibe enough Ninja Porters to sleep soundly in it, wake up Saturday conveniently dressed for the day, and roll straight to the Northside for The Paranormal.
Costume reports from near and far:
Birder with petition to ban bikes from Ragged Mountain
Obama's half brother, Malik
Drunk Ken Bone
Religiously Offensive Public Servant
Soyuz Space Rocket and the ISS
I advised one individual that it was too soon for a Zombie Dave Mirra costume, though something tells me Dave Mirra would disagree with me about that. So, whatever, do what you will.
Anyway, the weather looks absolutely splitter. Some rain Friday morning will tamp the dust down a little, and we'll be left with HUGE blue skies, cool temps, and hero dirt for one and all. If someone dresses as Grothar, God of Weather, please make it a point to give that person a high five.
Feeling the need to pre-ride? The course should be 100% marked, leaf blown, and dialed to perfection by Saturday AM. So show up early Saturday and you'll get first tracks on what I believe it our finest Paranormal track yet. If you feel the need to pre-ride BEFORE Saturday, get in touch with me directly and I'll make that happen for you.
Tune in, dress up, and be here Saturday.
Up up up.