The Paranormal is coming. Might as well break out the monster music.
Because 165,000,000 youtubers can't possibly be wrong.
With that out of the way, I'm here to tell you what you should be doing like I actually know better than you, because this is the internet after all. And what you should be doing is night riding. Like I said, The Paranormal is coming, and those 11 laps that it takes to win aren't going to ride themselves.
To that end, and assuming the 2nd Blood Moon of the notorious and horrifying Tetrad doesn't mean the rapture begins on Tuesday night - or at least assuming that you're not going to be a part of the rapture like the other 98% of us who will have to figure out how to live with that fact - then we'll night ride Thursday night. In the mountains. Hopefully that will help us cope.
Should be a slightly waning full moon, but pretty full nonetheless.
Meet at my place at 8:00 PM, or at the corner of Brokenback and Simmons Gap (the church, how appropriate) at 8:30 PM. Approximately a 2 beer ride, depending on how hard you take the news. Singlespeeding encouraged, though be ready for a little hiking.
Those taken in the rapture are excused from attendance.
Up, up, up.
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