Anyway, I've been trying to figure out who Jack Salt reminds me of. 7'0, 260lbs. That Jack Salt.
Then, while riding the trainer of course, it hit me:
Don't see it? Try this one.
Look, I'm not saying they're the same guy or anything. But you never see them in the same place at the same time, do you?
OK, maybe I am saying that. Jack Salt could actually be Ben King on stilts, plus 130 lbs or so.
I'm not crazy. You're crazy.
Up, up, up.