Veloswap kicks off tomorrow. 9 AM, preston ave.
I've actually never been to Veloswap for the opening bell before. Also, I've never witnessed a human crush. So this is my big chance to check off two bucket list items in one morning, which will be saaa-weet.
I've got a mission from a relative, sharp elbows, and $1,000 cash to back it up.
So you can surf on over here to see a few photos of all the things I'm going to elbow my way in front of you for. Enjoy that.
Hydrate bitches. Show up early.
But that's MY holeshot.
Up, up, up.