Saturday, March 19, 2016

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Bike

Unless your neighbor is your brother, and his bike is one of these.

And he's not even going 40 mph.  Or shaving his legs.  Or wearing a helmet.  He's a little occupied in other ways, you might have noticed.

In that scenario, by all means covet.  Steal it off his deck and wreck it a few times.  It's what you all deserve.

Up, up, up.

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