Here's a little lesson in physics for you, kids:
Trunks like the one on the right here:
will get you more of this:
and even a little of this, which is not quite as vertically superior, nor is it wearing teal shorts, but it's still pretty remarkable:
and just so I don't sound repetitive, this:
On the off chance (and very poor choice) that you get your bike racin' news here, I'll summarize that by saying Quadsworth has been up on the box a time or two these past few weeks. It occurred to me - in a sort of embarrassing and yet mathematically inevitable way - that he actually gets on the podium more than I write on this blog which is actually not that much necessarily, but as a matter of podium finishes, it's quite a lot.
So congrats, Gordon. We are very proud of you. Not so proud as to prevent me from hastily, shoddily photoshopping a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger's body on top of your gigantic manlegs atop the SM100 podium, mostly as an artistic experiment in proportions (that went quite well), but still, really, profoundly proud.
Yeah, OK, you can. But that's physics for you.
Get in the squat rack or get the hell out of the way.
Up, up, up.