Friday, June 22, 2012

These boots were made for drinking.

A splendid surprise, but also maybe the best place to store a tire boot - INSIDE your tire.

The ByeKyle BeerBoot XL1.0.  As a tire boot, it's a thing of beauty.  Plus, if you find yourself trailside, sidewall slashed, and without a tube, at least you can walk home reckoning about a free beer that never expires.  Because it's Friday after all. 

ByeKyle Patent #54-123098-490.  All rights reserved.  Offer not valid without purchase.  Keep hands and feet inside the car at all times.  Beer sold separately.  Tire boot may not work.  Do not eat tire boot.  Helmets required.  Helmets not available in all stores.  Warranty not valid without proof of purchase.  Register your ByeKyle BeerBoot online to be notified of recalls.  Recall notice not an admission of guilt.  Batteries sold separately.  Call for details.  Don't eat yellow snow.  Offer expires without notice. 

It's Friday. 
Up, up, and so forth.

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