So, I stumbled upon this.
An imposter Wadsworth?
As you can imagine, upon seeing this website, I was like "who the fuck is this clown?"
Seriously. Some punk bitch claiming to be a Wadsworth, and he's - gasp - a runner? Oh HELL no. There can only be one. It's like Highlander, but with enormous legs.
Then, upon closer inspection, I discovered that...no, wait, this clown can ride. He finished Dirty Kanza this year (in a total mudfest) in 14:24. By my rationale then, he's no punk bitch.
Then, to compound my confusion, I saw how our Wadsworth got hosed down by his own gears at Mohican, and holy shit, it's like I don't even know who I am anymore. The world no longer makes sense.
So, fuck it...I say let's let 'em fight it out to see who is the real Wad.
So I sent this dude an email pretty much proposing just that. I was nice about it. Respectful. I may have made up the part about Gordon calling him a complete no-talent buttfuck, but I stand behind that decision as I want to drive this to a speedy conclusion. I just gotta know.
May the best Wad win.
As a devoted member of the media, I will keep you, the masses, apprised of Nathan's response.
As a devoted member of the media, I will keep you, the masses, apprised of Nathan's response.
Up, up, up.
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