Paranormal result

I don't actually have the resultS, as many of you have inquired. But I do have this one result, which obviously is truly outstanding.

"I came here for two reasons: to drink beer and to kick ass. And I'm all out of ass."

The paranormal turned 11, but did anyone turn 11 paranormal laps? Stay tuned and I'll try to provide the answer here in a few days.

Up, up, up.