All the dirt you wander through

Married White Male seeking reality-altering, mind-bending, enormous, terrible bike ride.
Tomorrow.
Late notice, I know, and I can't leave until noon, because, you know, MWM and all.
But still, world-distorting, life-affirming, massive, and wonderful, and awful bike ride sought.
Until there's progress, at least there's this.
Will pay gas.


Up, up, up?