Costume is French for Costume

Someone told me a few days ago they didn't have any good costume ideas for the Paranormal.

Naturally, I told them that was a complete and total crock of shit.

You see, when you were growing up, and your parents told you that you could be anything you want, they weren't talking about real life.  Don't be silly.  They were talking about Halloween.  But yes, ANYTHING.

Exhibit A.

ANYTHING.

Plus, if you take a header into the pond because that single track below my house has gotten a little, shall we say, "natural" - at least you will float.

In my experience, of which I have a great deal, finding and putting on your Halloween costume is rarely the problem.  It's keeping it on.  That's where bad decision get made.

OK, I'm short on time, and long on the odds that my Paranormal predictions will be right anyway, so I'll trail off here and allow you to ruminate on the concept of Team Wonder Sauna Hot Pants.  (long.)

UP!