What would you pay for one of these?

One day you sell your buddy your used mountain bike.
The next day he comes back, and he's already so hooked on the sport that he's creating useful bike art out of the pile of blown out parts he's amassed over the thousands of miles he's somehow logged already. It's enough to make a man feel pretty small in the grand scheme of life, and yet terrific nonetheless.

So here's my question: would you buy one of these?  And how much would you pay for it?

Envision this: someone asks you, "what time is it?"
And you can honestly look down and say, "time to ride."

Time to Ride Clock patent pending # 48927899vcha983749-00986.  dash 4.  Mark 8.  Hike.  

The clock only runs one way.
Up.  Up.  Up.